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Hoodie That Says "Code Never Lies, Comments Sometimes Do"
Born from the search "hoodie that says "code never lies, comments sometimes do" on slate grey" — printed fresh for whoever wants it next. Never stocked, never repeated.
$47.99- Heavyweight 8.5 oz cotton-blend fleece
- Brushed soft inner, double-lined hood
- Unisex relaxed fit
- Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem
- Roomy through the body
- Size down for a closer fit
- DTG one-of-one print, made only for this order
- Wash cold inside-out, hang dry
- Do not iron directly over the print
- Printed only for you — that's why every sale is final. Arrived flawed? We replace it within 48 hours, free. Full policy
The kind of hoodie you had to describe before you could find it. "hoodie that says "code never lies, comments sometimes do" on slate grey" — now it's real, printed and shipped in under a week.
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born July 9, 2026
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Frequently asked
Is this really one of one?
Yes — printed only for this order, then it's gone. That's why every sale is final. If yours arrives flawed, tell us within 48 hours of delivery with a photo and we'll remake it or refund you, our choice, at no cost.
How fast does it ship?
Every piece is made to order — printed and shipped in 3–7 days, free worldwide. Nothing is pre-stocked.
What size should I order?
Check the size guide on this page for exact chest/length measurements. Sizing is measured flat, unisex relaxed fit — size down for a closer fit.
Can I return or exchange it?
Since it's made only for this order, all sales are final and there are no exchanges. The one exception: a flawed print reported within 48 hours of delivery, which we remake or refund at no cost.